Actual Meeting Guidelines

A big annual meeting thingy is coming up. It's a big deal. All the departments are getting together to realign our synergy crystals or whatever. In preparation, we've all been given special tasks (read: meaningless PowerPoint presentations) to complete beforehand. Oh, and we got a list of guidelines that include, and I'm not even shitting you:

• Everything is up for discussion.
• No one is allowed to play devil's advocate or voice any frustrations.
• Let's have a fun, lively discussion.
• Do not interrupt each other.
• If you have any questions or concerns, please wait until after everyone has left the meeting and discuss them with the organizer privately.
• Everything we discuss must be easily attainable.

Oh and the "meeting" is scheduled to take three. fucking. days.